Brazil have been drawn against Scotland in the World Cup, and Ronaldo tells his team mates that he's going to play them on his own, single-handed.
So they all sod off down the pub, have a few drinks, play some pool, and keep up with the score on Teletext.
They see 'Ronaldo' go 1-0 up after 15 minutes and can't believe it.
Then, in the last seconds of injury time, they see Scotland equalise.
Still more than impressed that one man held a whole team to a draw, they go back to the ground to congratulate Ronaldo, who they find sitting in the dressing room, head-in-hands, looking utterly distraught.
Roberto Carlos asks him 'why are you so upset?'
and Ronaldo replies 'I can't believe I let you all down like this'
Carlos says 'what do you mean? you played an entire team on your own and got a draw. that's incredible!'
and Ronaldo says to him 'no - you don't understand. I got sent off after half an hour'